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It's from RRN but sounds like something from BabylonBee.

JAG Moves to Arrest Biden in Maryland, But Turns Out to Be a Clone That Dissolves into Silly Putty

A clone of former pResident “Sleepy” Joe Biden “dissolved” into a puddle of slushy flesh minutes after White Hats armed with a military arrest warrant handcuffed it outside a Democratic Gala at a Hanover, Maryland, casino Saturday evening, White Hat sources told Real Raw News.