https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8AgCKpC5p8
Cat Podcast | Why Do HUMANS CLEAN?
We live with humans. We watch them every single day. 😼
And we have built up some questions.
In this episode of The Cat Podcast, Biscuit and Ash investigate the biggest mystery in the apartment: what are humans actually doing all day? They're home. The couch is right there. And they refuse to lie down on it.
Instead they vacuum (which somehow creates more fur), cook for an hour to eat for ten minutes, hang wet laundry into a labyrinth across the whole apartment, stare at a glowing rectangle until they forget it's in their hand, and run in place on a little mat while nobody is chasing them. And then — guests. On the couch. Without warning.
Is this a species running a sophisticated system? Or just creating problems and then suffering under them? Biscuit has done the math. The efficiency is roughly sixteen percent.
⏱️ CHAPTERS
00:00 — What are humans even doing all day?
00:25 — Cleaning
02:04 — Cooking
03:35 — Laundry
04:54 — The phone
06:08 — Exercise
07:15 — Guests
Know another strange human activity? Drop it in the comments.