>Oh No We Suck Again!
All across America, citizens that only watch soccer once every 4 years (only if USA is in it of course) all shrug in unison.
And, of course, utter the same old classic gems:
Eh, it's not like anyone gaf about that boring ass sport anyway.
Buncha wussy floppers and dumb refs that fall for that shit.
Can't believe some skinny guy that looks like he's in a boy band killed us how sad is that?
kek
Well, Great White Hope fans still have someone to root for.
So, some of us Americans at least have that going for us tonight.
Anon, Team USA can't lose to Belgium and expect to be taken seriously by the broad American public.
It's fucking Belgium which makes it embarrassing no matter the world rankings.
You can make a case for losing to recent champs like Spain and France while keeping a straight face, but not them.
Yeah, North America shit the bed.
None of the hosts are left.
Prolly gonna be an all Euro quarterfinal.
POTUS did Team USA a solid by getting Bongnigga un-suspended and that's how they repay him?
Oh my.
I've never liked the way they do the clock in soccer.
You don't need this arbitrary extra time if you just get within the last century or 2 and stop/start the damn thing.
Could you imagine a Super Bowl game with one time driving for a game winning score, but nobody knows how much time is really left?
What is wrong with the rest of the world putting up with that archaic stone age shit?
That would make a good meme about watching tonight's Team USA game.