what is trump corp hawking today

sex sells

hey meglomania

get your ass out on the stage

sell those 401 k to the stupid masses

Trump Accounts

A Trump Account is a type of traditional IRA account established under IRC §530A. Any U.S. child under 18 with a Social Security number is eligible to open a Trump Account. The account is held in the child’s name, with a parent or guardian serving as custodian until the child reaches age 18.

when you give your money to the bank

you are literally giving them your money

read the fine print

they are allowed to invest in any way thats legal

and if they lose your money

just ask lehman bros

when they say its gone poof its gone