I'm so old I call it a Kaiser Blade.
If you believe that, YOU'RE the idiot.
That shit started MANY generations before
NCLB. Do moar resurch moran.
>Uri Geller's Spoon Bending Was Real Enough That Three Governments Hired Him
Translation:
Three governments were ignorant/stupid enough to hire Uri Geller after watching his Spoon Bending parlor trick.
>Flight data shows a catastrophic rapid descent — losing ~35,000 feet in under 2 minutes.
Sounds like they attempted the Lawn Dart Maneuver.