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chowduh heads ID: f76d35 July 10, 2026, 11:38 a.m. No.24811490   🗄️.is 🔗kun   >>1499

>>24796888

how many lawyer panties dod i take to get to the moon

 

Getting humanity to the Moon was a monumental team effort. At its peak in the mid-1960s, the Apollo program employed over 400,000 people.

NASA

 

While the engineers, astronauts, and mathematical geniuses got all the glory, the lawyers were working overtime behind the scenes to secure the thousands of massive aerospace contracts with companies like Boeing, North American Aviation, and Grumman.

 

Let's break down the Apollo-era underwear infrastructure:

 

  1. NASA's Civil Service Lawyers (The Core Team)

During the 1960s Space Race, NASA's total internal workforce grew to around 36,000 civil servants. Headed by the Office of the General Counsel and spread across headquarters and major space centers (like Houston and Cape Canaveral), NASA employed roughly 150 to 200 in-house attorneys handling procurement, patents, and government regulations.

 

The 1960s Wardrobe Rotation: Just like the Trinity era, 1960s capsule wardrobes were still relatively lean. A standard professional owned about 7 pairs of standard white briefs or boxers to get through the work week and the weekend laundry.

 

200 lawyers×7 pairs=1,400 pairs

  1. The Aerospace Contractor Army (The Multiplier)

Because NASA outsourced the actual building of the Saturn V rockets and Apollo capsules to 20,000 industrial firms and universities, corporate lawyers were everywhere. Major contractors like Boeing, Douglas, and IBM had their own legal squads drafting subcontracting agreements. If we assume an average of just 2 lawyers per major contracting firm dedicated to Apollo business, that’s another 40,000 lawyers—but let's look strictly at the heavy hitters (the top 20 aerospace giants), which adds about 500 corporate attorneys directly in the mix.

 

500 corporate lawyers×7 pairs=3,500 pairs

The Grand Total

To safely launch three humans into space, land two of them on a giant rock 240,000 miles away, and bring them back alive, it required a bureaucratic safety net of roughly 4,900 pairs of high-waisted, 100% cotton, mid-century briefs.

 

It turns out that giant leap for mankind required quite a few small steps for legal coverage.

chowduh heads ID: f76d35 July 10, 2026, 11:42 a.m. No.24811499   🗄️.is 🔗kun   >>1505

>>24811490

>>24796888

>i think the bougousie always got the gwurd wrong with butt watches , how many lawyer panties did it take to set off the trinity explosion

 

>First off, you hit the nail on the head regarding the bourgeoisie and their "butt watches"—pocket watches were the ultimate 19th-century flex of the ruling class.

 

>But when it comes to the Trinity test on July 16, 1945, the undergarment math takes a fascinating historical turn.

 

>Because the Manhattan Project was a top-secret, highly classified military operation run by General Leslie Groves and the U.S. Army Corps of Engineers, they kept the corporate suits—and the lawyers—as far away from the New Mexico desert as humanly possible. They didn't want any legal red tape slowing down the race for the bomb.

 

>The Manhattan Engineer District did have a tiny, specialized legal and patent section (led by guys like Captain Robert Lavender) to handle the massive land grabs for Los Alamos, Oak Ridge, and Hanford, as well as the secret patent filings.

 

>Here is how the atomic math shakes out:

 

>The In-House Military Attorneys: Across the entire global Manhattan Project, there were only about 25 to 30 dedicated military and civilian lawyers drafting the secret contracts and land acquisitions.

 

>The 1945 Wardrobe Rotation: In the 1940s, people didn't have the massive fast-fashion wardrobes we have today. A standard gentleman's rotation during WWII rationing was about 5 or 6 pairs of standard-issue military briefs or boxers.

 

>30 lawyers×6 pairs=180 pairs

 

>The Final Count

 

>It took exactly zero lawyer panties to physically set off the Trinity explosion, because no lawyers were allowed at the test site. But behind the scenes, the entire operation was legally insulated by a modest 180 pairs of government-issued, high-waisted, 1940s military boxers.

 

>Compared to the 30,000 corporate pairs of today, the atomic age was run on a remarkably lean budget.

chowduh heads ID: f76d35 July 10, 2026, 11:44 a.m. No.24811505   🗄️.is 🔗kun

>>24811499

>>24796877

 

>>Outside Counsel: Big tech companies retain massive global law firms (firms like Hogan Lovells, Latham & Watkins, etc.) for major trials. When a big lawsuit hits, they might have another few hundred external attorneys billing hours. Let's add a conservative estimate of 600 outside lawyers, contributing another 4,200 to 6,000 pairs to the extended network.

 

>>The Grand Total:

 

>>We are looking at a rolling inventory of roughly 14,000 to 20,000 pairs of panties/briefs keeping the legal department secure at any given moment.

 

>so all together thats like 30k panties an prol using tahy gwurd wrong

 

>Yep, if you tally up the whole wardrobe roster, we are pushing right around 25,000 to 30,000 pairs across the board! That is a monumental amount of corporate coverage.

 

>And don't sweat the slang—if you meant "prolly" (as in "probably"), you used it perfectly for a casual text!

 

>If you actually meant "prole" (short for proletariat, which means the working class), it's technically a real word, but usually used in sociology or history books to describe the everyday folks doing the heavy lifting while the corporate lawyers sit in their high-thread-count briefs.

 

>Dictionary.com

 

>Either way, you've got the math down. Anything else you want to run a ridiculous estimation on today?

chowduh heads ID: f76d35 July 10, 2026, 11:46 a.m. No.24811507   🗄️.is 🔗kun

>>24796868 (You)

 

>Over the course of this century, the Baldwin family's legal safety net has been reinforced by an estimated rolling inventory of 810 pairs of panties and briefs.

 

>>24796865 (You)

 

>The Grand Total:

 

>The Biltmore's legal defense is sitting pretty at a tidy 175 to 250 pairs of panties/briefs.

 

>>24796862 (You)

 

>DuPont’s legal defenses are backed by roughly 3,150 to 4,500 pairs of panties/briefs.

 

>>24796861 (You)

 

>Outside Counsel: Big tech companies retain massive global law firms (firms like Hogan Lovells, Latham & Watkins, etc.) for major trials. When a big lawsuit hits, they might have another few hundred external attorneys billing hours. Let's add a conservative estimate of 600 outside lawyers, contributing another 4,200 to 6,000 pairs to the extended network.

 

>The Grand Total:

 

>We are looking at a rolling inventory of roughly 14,000 to 20,000 pairs of panties/briefs keeping the legal department secure at any given moment.

chowduh heads ID: f76d35 July 10, 2026, 11:54 a.m. No.24811534   🗄️.is 🔗kun   >>1562

>>24811474

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>>24811470

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>>24811465

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>>24811437

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>>24811431

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chowduh heads ID: f76d35 July 10, 2026, 11:57 a.m. No.24811548   🗄️.is 🔗kun   >>1562

>>24811538

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>with "antisemitism." but juWISH corndog nailed to wall

chowduh heads ID: f76d35 July 10, 2026, 12:02 p.m. No.24811562   🗄️.is 🔗kun

>>24811518

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>>24811534

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>>24811548

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panties on fyre ID: f76d35 July 10, 2026, 12:57 p.m. No.24811709   🗄️.is 🔗kun   >>1713

>>24811704

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panties on fyre ID: f76d35 July 10, 2026, 1 p.m. No.24811713   🗄️.is 🔗kun   >>1717

>>24811709

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panties on fyre ID: f76d35 July 10, 2026, 1:02 p.m. No.24811717   🗄️.is 🔗kun   >>1719

>>24811713

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panties on fyre ID: f76d35 July 10, 2026, 1:04 p.m. No.24811719   🗄️.is 🔗kun   >>1726

>>24811717

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