TYB
A word of sympathy with wasp sting anon from last bread.
Wasp stings, KEK, reminds anon of this one time
anon was up a ladder on a palm tree with his chain saw,
when he struck a Paper Wasp nest.
Well those little black fuckers came out immediately
and began stinging anon all over, anon wasn't even wearing a t-shirt
and those little fuckers were stinging my neck, my back,
my penis and my crack.
Anon looked through a haze of angry insects for an exit plan.
Below to one side was the pool, to the other the garden bed below.
So anon unloaded the chainsaw into the garden bed
as he made a last ditch effort jump at the pool.
The little fuckers followed anon all the way down to the water,
and kept stinging the whole time.
Fuck they hurt.
Anywho, a fat joint and a bourbon later anon was feeling semi human again.
You gotta watch out for Gods little creatures, those fuckers will kill ya in the wrong way.