Anonymous ID: a4c814 July 11, 2026, 7 a.m. No.24814189   🗄️.is 🔗kun

Q, Riddle me this..

Why would POTUS announce that Iran is trying to kill him.

So now that gives cover for everyone to take a shot and blame muh iran

Anonymous ID: a4c814 July 11, 2026, 7:45 a.m. No.24814279   🗄️.is 🔗kun

Here Charlie, hold this pager,

Didn't you guys use pagers recently to kill people and terrorize them?

Oh yeah, here wear this microphone instead.

Oh yeah and you need to wear it inside your shirt so that it rubs the mic and muffles the sound.

That's odd, are you sure it needs to be inside.

Yes absolutely

But I have been wearing one outside my shirt.

see we don't want good sound, we need muffled sound.

okay, this is really odd but I trust you guys