Kek.
Can't help it.
Poop jokes still make me laugh.
The kid testified in Morse code?
Those of us with above-average intelligence typically read every single word (if a good post, like this one).
Laziness will help you go a very short way in this world.
Interdasting! Thanks for taking the time to write this.
Fuck me raw!
If my Mom every sees the dirty words I've been using here, I'll be grounded 'til the cows come home!