Meghan Markle explodes during US diarrhea disaster… 1/2
The socially awkward and very cringey Meghan Markle has done it again.
In the middle of a nationwide outbreak of a parasite known for causing “explosive diarrhea,” the Duchess of Doo-Doo & Delusion showed up online to tell Americans which fresh fruits and vegetables they should be eating…
Meanwhile, theCDC and every health expert on the planet are warning Americans against eating produce, thanks to the raging poop epidemic sweeping the nation.
Honestly, you can’t make this crap up, right?
After taking a week off of social media,Meghan returned with her cheerful little guide featuring berries, basil, tomatoes, peaches, and several other foods that’ve been linked to outbreaks.
Her timing is so painfully bad that it deserves to be studied in a laboratory, right next to the diarrhea researchers.
“As ever,” Meghan has no idea of what’s happening outside the gates of her Montecito mansion.
Health officials are currently investigating thousands of suspected cases of cyclosporiasis, a horrible intestinal infection that causes really bad, prolonged diarrhea.
The CDC hasn’t found the source of the outbreak yet. However, several of the foods featured in Meghan’s nifty summer guide, including raspberries and basil, have been connected to other outbreaks.
So right on cue, this clueless woman emerges from her social media silence and starts handing out produce advice.
Needless to say, Meghan’s fresh summer comeback went straight down the toilet.
Radar Online:
Meghan Markle broke a week-long social media silence with an As Ever post touting summer fruits and vegetables, but the timing immediately raised eyebrows as health officials were warning consumers about produce tied to a parasitic illness, RadarOnline.com can reveal.
The “Diva Duchess,” 44, shared a graphic featuring a “guide to seasonal produce” on July 14, just as the CDC issued a health alert citing more than 7,000 suspected nationwide cases of cyclosporiasis, an intestinal infection that causes “explosive diarrhea.”
Meghan Markle’s Guide Features Items in Health Official’s’ Cyclosporiasis Warning
Markle’s “guide” featured a simple drawing including apricots, basil, cherries, tomatoes, strawberries, raspberries, blackberries, peaches, and mint as seasonal picks.
The current cyclosporiasis outbreak has yet to be tied to a specific farm, region, or supplier linked to the tainted produce, although the majority of the cases have been clustered in Michigan.
Health officials believe roughly 400 cases spanning Kentucky, Michigan, Ohio, and West Virginia are all linked to the same outbreak.
Previous cyclosporiasis outbreaks have been traced to fresh produce, including raspberries, bagged salads and lettuce, cilantro, basil, green onions, and snow peas.
‘She Is Such a Tone Deaf Idiot’
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