>Stolen transcript of Argentina's locker room pregame pep talk
Ok, guys, let's just sit back and wait for mistakes against a team that never makes them.
If that fails, then at the very end we'll have Messi lob hook shots into the box hoping for a miracle.
Sound good?
Oh, and Padres, dude please don't get big mad and start gooning.
A red card would ruin the gameplan.
Fresh If Only You Knew meat!
At the World Cup prolly.
He's still good enough to be the best MLS player in the league until he's 50 if he wants.
Wonder what Messi thinks of participation trophies.
He's the one guy that might not even box it away somewhere.
Maybe leave it on the plane or something.
Give it to a cripple kid back home.
kek
Gonna have to wait for the Spaniards cup winning partying to end.
Don't want an international scandal on our hands.
He looked like a drunk beaner to me boss!
Agreed, but if you're Johnny 1 World Cup Only No Trophies Ever Backup on Argentina I would understand keeping it.