epsteen chaing the story awards he shakes all their hands
no work done
raise a glass
not an easy evening
I BUILT IT!!!!!
secret service shoutout
room claps for SS
no bullit proof vests, they add 21 lbs on camera
shooting was bad but your careers were saved
6 or 7 floors down
david ellison is changing the name of the dinner to Trump……
Bobby Kennendy ran the cow over and eating raccoon roadkill appetizer
to see someone unconscious on the south lawn in the past you had to ask joe biden a question
fat chris christie vs jerry nadler for a big fat piece of cheesecake
he is torching the room
POTUS came today 1st time as president
no commedians, cause they suck
kimmel sucks
fallon sucks
adam schiff watermellon head
with a pencil neck
iran pounded, fake news not covering iran honestly
NO NUKES FOR IRAN
he just compared kaitlan to Dylan Mulvany!!!!!!!
press calls POTUS every 3.7 minutes
hangs up on Reno Press for views on Iran
NY Times big reporter
speak to them all with respect
if you speak to them you have a shot of getting a fair story
Jake Tapper took him a year to speak on Joe Bidens cognitive decline
Joe Biden was leading with deceased voters for 2024 election
Gavin Newscum didnt show up
fight fire with fire
Gavin doesnt fight FIRE WITH WATER
Newscum has mental incapacities
cant read a speech
use this interview and he cannot beat the opponent!
Kamala is smarter than Newscum
enabling wildfires
paying drug addicts to be homeless
sex change to illegals
taking away working people money
Ilhan Omar is thinkin about moving to California
he is missing lines
Omar's brother is husband #1
she is worth more than 30 million
then she adjusted it to 18,000
fake news good
lying ted is good. he is on my side now
poxahantis good
republicans all hiding
democrats are here to destroy wealth
Newscum is destroying his state
JP Pritsker is a fat pig
they all have to listen to this
Punishment
Elizabeth Warren 1/1024th indian
she does not debate
he buried the hatchet
she wasnt high up on her totem pole
Jack Smith is a derranged human being
he was invited
in a private text to chuck grassley
Chuck Schumer is a proud palestinian
holy fuck
He is going to send Chuck Shumer a palestinian outfit to greet Bibi, alonh with mamdani.
Chuck doesnt want to violate sharia law
We need term limits
cant go up the stairs and make love
he bashes the writers
DOES ANYONE UNDERSTAND THIS STUFF
these writers stink!!!
Maine Platnor has a nazi tattoo
he would have done well
he was guilty of alot of stuff
Texas is running James Tellafreako
he hates women, hates christians, hates guns
other than that he is quite good
looks like Alfred E Neuman
a once powerful regime who challenged america has been toppled.
their former leaders have been removed.
Their now being run by a gay dictator facing internal division….
But I for one wish Bari Weiss all the best at CBS News
She is a wonderful woman!!!
Washington restaurants are back
#1 on tik tok
425 billion views
I gave up on tradition news
sold to a bunch of americans=larry ellison
president Xi approved the sale of tik tok
who is the most transparent President
THE PRESS IS DEAD
No one cares about anyone else
your business model is broke
OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
room was appalled
I AM RUNNING FOR A 4th TERM FOR THE PRESIDENT OF THE USA
TRUMP 2028
Thanks law enforcement
Military
space force = shooting things from space
best recruiting ever to armed forces
Police Department
and Fire Departments
Thank you all
we are on the cusp of something big
We are in the golden age of america
19.2 trillion invested in USA in 13 months
Toyota coming from America
Tarriffs and November 5rh did that
Hottest country anywhere in the World
the room should treat POTUS fair
thank you for having me
American is great
Thank you everybody
this clown has jokes
Todd has money
count your money under the table
the President is admiring the Chzek crystal still
Todd is sitting on the bill he signed
crowd clapping
Dan is in Awe
Erin is Dan's hottie wife
all thinking about an obscure famous person
Jack Kerowack
your person is alive and well
ed's guy is dead = Winston Churchill
Erin played with her hair, its a guy = Jerry Garcia
Michelle and Kevin left
Amazon worse frisbee
Trump throws 2028 hat
this lady is going to name the two people
Michael Jordan = kevins pick
JFK = Michelles pick