>Control-alt-slap
on mine it's command line
%sudo slap
trout is an option.
SLAP(6) Luser Manuals SLAP(6)
NAME
slap - apply a high-velocity, open-hand correction to a target
SYNOPSIS
slap [-0|soft] [-f|force] [-r|recursive] [-v|velocity INT]
[–with-trout] TARGET
DESCRIPTION
slap utility administers a localized, physical repercussion across
the network or local terminal session. If TARGET is omitted, the
subsystem defaults to slapping the invoking user (see –into-reality).
OPTIONS
-0, –soft
Applies a wet-noodle or slow-motion parental tap instead of
full kinetic impact. Generates an audible "smack.mp3" at
0.2 decibels.
-f, –force
Bypasses personal boundaries, localized emotional damage
limiters, and safety protocols. Use with caution in production
environments.
-r, –recursive
Applies slap(TARGET) recursively to TARGET's immediate family,
coworkers, and any downstream processes spawned within the
last 48 hours.
-v, –velocity INT
Sets the rotational arm speed from 1 (casual disbelief) to
11 (audible plasma tear). Defaults to 4.5 meters per second.
–with-trout
Replaces the standard palm vector with a large, moderately
fresh Atlantic salmon (Salmo salar).
DIAGNOSTICS
0 The impact landed with satisfactory resonance.
1 Target ducked; you hit the partition wall and broke a metacarpal.
404 Target not found (they went out for coffee and never returned).
500 Infinite recursion detected via mirror reflection.
BUGS
Failing to clear follow-through may result in a strained rotator cuff.
Report grievances to /dev/null.