FACEPALM(1) User Commands FACEPALM(1)
NAME
facepalm - physical gesture of despair or disbelief
SYNOPSIS
facepalm [-v] [-f force] [-t target] [reason …]
DESCRIPTION
facepalm is a low-level somatic utility designed to cope with
sub-optimal human logic, glaring errors, and cascading failures.
When invoked, the user raises the palm of their hand to cover
the face or strike the forehead.
OPTIONS
-v, –verbose
Accompanies the gesture with an audible groan, sigh, or
expletive.
-f, –force
Increases kinetic impact velocity. May result in temporary
redness of the skin or a mild headache.
-t, –target
Directs the gesture toward a specific entity or incoming
text message.
EXIT STATUS
0 Gesture completed successfully; minor disappointment registered.
1 Maximum frustration reached; system offline.
Use code with caution.