Trust Trump
Trust Yourself
Trust Dog
Unless Dog has a microchip.
Then you're fucked.
"hmm..how can we get kids to be at once afraid and beholden to a man in a costume in return for gifts…how can we get kids to sit on this man's lap for the promise of said gifts… and how can we get kids to feel comfortable with the idea of home invasion through the chimney or window once a year?"
Next victim of a black eye?
The Strozk is strong in this one
Sweet!
It's Bananas