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I remember being sent to one of those corporate positive thinking training programs.
In it they split us up into groups.
We were told that we were trapped on an deserted island.
We were given a list of things that we needed to prioritize from the most important to the least important supplies we would need to survive.
In our group there was a cocky, arrogant guy who declared he had took courses on survival.
So we listened to him as we made our decisions.
Needless to say, our group scored the worst.
The instructor asked us if we had somebody in our group who we thought was an expert.
We all said yep.
, SATANIC HERETIC!
I would've chosen her over Maryanne.
How can you ever go wrong when you're The Chosen People of God?
Oopsies!
QUIT USING PLASTIC STRAWS!
Pies are used by clowns.
How do chairs pass through tables?
WAS CHARLIE KIRK EVEN A REAL PERSON?