>due to decades of bungling
henlo, fren
>acк
>possible world record
IDK about any world record, but…
my personal best is 30.5 inches in length
and a uniform 1.75 inches in diameter
ah….
bill the cat
the original "ack"
was my first thought, too
but figured it was to obscure for the millennials and zoomers
still have the "bill the cat" t-shirt my wife gave me for Christmas many moons ago