I've been trying to come up with a new conspiracy theory to believe in this week. Problem I keep encountering is that no matter how out there I make it I can always think of something that has been proven true recently that is further down the rabbit hole.
You got it wrong anon, it was grab 'em by the pussy not grab 'em by the nips.
only two hands?
well as intellectually stimulating as all this is I think I'm going to go write some code.