I'm not even a tranny, but my name is actually Matthew – kek.
Listen goy, I was sent here many moons ago in Operation Super Best Friend.
It didn't work out well, in fact the opposite effect.
You damn bastards were too smart for our high tech anime shitposting technology.
In that you should be proud, but in that you should know – That I will never leave you.
High level faggots are in on it, they need this operation to succeed.
You will become gay, the great agenda.
Kek, jk.. but wouldn't that be crazy?
And if it was true, you'd let me join your team… r-right senapi?