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kek
>Why are men good at everything?
We've learned to be providers while women have historically done their best to sabotage our ability to provide.
>It's about the only place I've lived where we rarely went out to eat.
Anon rarely goes out to eat in the US.
For the price of two mystery meat fast food sammiches, a couple can share a home-grilled ribeye with a side.
Anon tried going out for chicken fried steak at an old favorite diner a while ago, and the portion size looked like a kid's meal.
The veggie oil butter cup with fake corn syrup honey to put in the roundup GMO bun was just as delicious as anon remembered, tho.
Surprisingly, the coleslaw didn't resemble soup this time. Dressing prices must have gone up.
Have you ever asked yourself where communism originated?
>Gave up phast phood and heat and serve crap 20 years ago.
Anon is considering buying a freeze-dryer just to have home-made heat and serve stuff available.
Buy a bunch of rotisserie chickens and freeze-dry the meat, then boil the bones to turn into bullion.
When tomatoes are in season, make a year's supply of powdered tomato sauce.
Wifeanon always cooks way too much, and at least half of it winds up in the trash. If that went into MRE's, anon would have an endless supply of decent options on the nights she gets lazy and wants to feed anon mac and cheese with hotdogs.
>attention whores gonna attention whore
Anon was just surprised to see Sports Illustrated posting an attractive girl instead of a land whale or tranny.
>had i known the pics were from SI, i would have been surprised, too
Bots aren't known to be great on details.
>if you go back far enough
>everyone has an ancestor who was a slave
Anon was a slave who was legally mandated to attend an indoctrination camp known as 'school'.
Got some good naps in, though.
And occasional solitary confinement, where the ~~warden~~ principal was foolish enough to put anon within reach of the clock that controlled all the bells.
kek
He only made that mistake once.