DJT, pullest thou head from thy rectum and issue an EO suspending federal income taxation for a year to offset inflation and algorithmic price fixing. Also, pull all humans out of the middle east, we don't need a war. You can manage the situation from Home using unmanned vehicles.

Screw your elections, screw your pride. America is hurting like never before, and it's because of you, like it or not. Fix it, or call me in to fix it.