https://www.reuters.com/article/us-iran-nuclear-uranium/iran-says-finds-unexpectedly-high-uranium-reserve-idUSKCN0RC0A020150912

There I was, riding bikes to the school with my buddy Hogg (He was concerned that the footballs were actually made from the skins of pigs) when we ran into the highest ranking anon. I asked him for some wisdom, and he told me that if I encounter the media, always answer a question with a question.

Why are so many "journalists" on the CFR?

What's the deal with The Freedom of The Press Foundation?

Why aren't you covering NXIVM more?

etc.

Then he turned to Dave and said "If you drop the soap on purpose, you're gay".

True story