Anonymous ID: 3f5545 Aug. 28, 2026, 10:17 a.m. No.24982168   πŸ—„οΈ.is πŸ”—kun

GM

 

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT:

 

πŸ™ JESUS CHRIST IS LORD πŸ™

 

>>> Artificial <<< Intelligence

 

IS NOT YOUR FRIEND!!!

 

Public & High-Profile Blunders

 

  • The JWST Exoplanet Claim: Asserting the James Webb Space Telescope took the very first direct image of an exoplanet (the European Southern Observatory's VLT did in 2004).

 

  • Historical Image Over-Correction:

 

Generating historically inaccurate image renders, such as racially diverse 1940s German soldiers or Founding Fathers.

 

  • Pizza Glue Recipe: Recommending non-toxic Elmer's glue in Search AI Overviews to keep cheese attached to pizza sauce.

 

  • Geological Diet: Advising users to eat at least one small rock per day for essential mineral digestion.

 

  • Running with Scissors: Listing running while holding scissors as a recommended cardiovascular workout.

 

Hardware, Trim & Technical Specification Errors

 

  • Trim & Console Geometry Mix-ups: Recommending interior accessories, dash trays, or mounts engineered for base work-truck trims while ignoring distinct dash configurations on higher trims or heavy-duty models.

 

  • Phantom API Parameters: Generating non-existent arguments (like enable_auto_magic=True) inside valid Google Cloud SDK code snippets.

 

  • Dead Documentation Links: Inventing plausible-looking web addresses like developer.android.com/reference/fake/api that lead to 404 errors.

 

  • Non-Existent Package Modules: Directing developers to pip install non-existent libraries or import fake submodules.

 

  • Socket Compatibility Flaws: Insisting LGA1700 processors fit natively into AM4 motherboard sockets without hardware adapters.

 

  • Phantom Firmware Menus: Inventing non-existent menu trees, button combinations, or software features for transceivers and scanners.

 

  • Virtual RAM Downloads: Recommending software tools to physically upgrade hardware RAM via network download.

 

Logic, Math & Tokenization Glitches

 

  • The "Strawberry" Letter Count: Claiming the word "strawberry" contains only two 'r's while explicitly spelling out all three 'r's in the character breakdown.

 

  • Decimal Comparison Inversion: Asserting 9.11 is larger than 9.9 on the grounds that 11 is greater than 9.

 

  • Carryover Arithmetic: Calculating 0 + 0 = 1 by inventing fictional "arithmetic carryover rules."

 

  • Chronological Paradoxes: Asserting a person can be chronologically older than their biological birth mother.

 

  • Literal Idiom Drift: Translating English figures of speech word-for-word into other languages, producing nonsensical phrasing.

 

Academic & Legal Phantoms

 

  • Ghost Legal Precedents: Inventing judicial case names, docket numbers, and fake court rulings.

 

  • Hallucinated DOIs: Generating convincing-looking Digital Object Identifiers that link to non-existent scientific papers.

 

  • Fictional Co-Authors: Fabricating research contributors or misattributing major scientific discoveries.

 

Temporal & Spatial Disconnects

 

  • Timeline Scrambling: Claiming software versions currently in active development were deprecated years ago.

 

  • Geographic Phantoms: Inventing non-existent street names, local businesses, or municipal services.

 

  • Predicting the Past: Reporting upcoming scheduled launches or sports events as if they had already occurred.

 

P.S.

 

VIRTUALLY Private Networks (VPNs)

 

ARE NOT PRIVATE!!!

 

They're VIRTUALLY Private.

 

~ The Frogs