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PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT:
π JESUS CHRIST IS LORD π
>>> Artificial <<< Intelligence
IS NOT YOUR FRIEND!!!
Public & High-Profile Blunders
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The JWST Exoplanet Claim: Asserting the James Webb Space Telescope took the very first direct image of an exoplanet (the European Southern Observatory's VLT did in 2004).
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Historical Image Over-Correction:
Generating historically inaccurate image renders, such as racially diverse 1940s German soldiers or Founding Fathers.
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Pizza Glue Recipe: Recommending non-toxic Elmer's glue in Search AI Overviews to keep cheese attached to pizza sauce.
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Geological Diet: Advising users to eat at least one small rock per day for essential mineral digestion.
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Running with Scissors: Listing running while holding scissors as a recommended cardiovascular workout.
Hardware, Trim & Technical Specification Errors
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Trim & Console Geometry Mix-ups: Recommending interior accessories, dash trays, or mounts engineered for base work-truck trims while ignoring distinct dash configurations on higher trims or heavy-duty models.
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Phantom API Parameters: Generating non-existent arguments (like enable_auto_magic=True) inside valid Google Cloud SDK code snippets.
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Dead Documentation Links: Inventing plausible-looking web addresses like developer.android.com/reference/fake/api that lead to 404 errors.
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Non-Existent Package Modules: Directing developers to pip install non-existent libraries or import fake submodules.
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Socket Compatibility Flaws: Insisting LGA1700 processors fit natively into AM4 motherboard sockets without hardware adapters.
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Phantom Firmware Menus: Inventing non-existent menu trees, button combinations, or software features for transceivers and scanners.
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Virtual RAM Downloads: Recommending software tools to physically upgrade hardware RAM via network download.
Logic, Math & Tokenization Glitches
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The "Strawberry" Letter Count: Claiming the word "strawberry" contains only two 'r's while explicitly spelling out all three 'r's in the character breakdown.
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Decimal Comparison Inversion: Asserting 9.11 is larger than 9.9 on the grounds that 11 is greater than 9.
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Carryover Arithmetic: Calculating 0 + 0 = 1 by inventing fictional "arithmetic carryover rules."
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Chronological Paradoxes: Asserting a person can be chronologically older than their biological birth mother.
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Literal Idiom Drift: Translating English figures of speech word-for-word into other languages, producing nonsensical phrasing.
Academic & Legal Phantoms
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Ghost Legal Precedents: Inventing judicial case names, docket numbers, and fake court rulings.
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Hallucinated DOIs: Generating convincing-looking Digital Object Identifiers that link to non-existent scientific papers.
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Fictional Co-Authors: Fabricating research contributors or misattributing major scientific discoveries.
Temporal & Spatial Disconnects
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Timeline Scrambling: Claiming software versions currently in active development were deprecated years ago.
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Geographic Phantoms: Inventing non-existent street names, local businesses, or municipal services.
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Predicting the Past: Reporting upcoming scheduled launches or sports events as if they had already occurred.
P.S.
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