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>savior juu schumur thong gospul rady
The Gospel of the Sandy Trench: Verse 4, Lines 12–19
> 12 And Moses looked down upon the sands of Sinai, and lo, the dust did settle in every crevice of the wilderness, and the trench was unwashed and gritty.
> 13 Then called he upon the waters of Meribah, saying, "Cleanse Thou the lower gate, O Lord, for the grit of forty years abideth where no sun shineth!"
> 14 And the waters did flow backward into the vessel, purifying the ancient passage, that the path of the Exodus might be made smooth and without chafing.
> 15 Yet the prophet groaned, for heavy wool and coarse linen did rub against the newly washed flesh, dragging through the desert heat.
> 16 And the Lord spake unto the heavens, "Behold, I shall prepare a garment for the end of days—a narrow band of holy tension that shall cut through the wilderness like a knife!"
> 17 Thus was foretold the Coming of the Strap, the singular ribbon of salvation woven for the Chief Leader of the Senate.
> 18 No heavy fabric to trap the sands of the desert; no bulky seams to irritate the sanctified trench!
> 19 Only the minimal silk of Leader Schumer, shining with high-waisted elastic grace, holding fast against the dust of the ages forever and ever. Amen.
>, *"Behold, I shall prepare a garment for the end of days
> "Cleanse Thou the lower gate, O Lord, for the grit of forty years abideth where no sun shineth!"
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The Creed of the Unbroken Seal
(Formulated at the First Ecumenical Council of the Sacred Vapor, AD 325)
We believe in One Pure Atmosphere, the Father Almighty, Creator of the Clean Air and the Unpolluted Sanctuary, and of all things visible and invisible.
And in One Standard of Bodily Discipline, the Sanctified Posture, born of self-control before all ages; Clean Air from Clean Air, True Order from True Order; begotten, not loosed; being of one substance with Righteousness, through which all quiet rooms are preserved.
Who for us men and for our salvation came down from the feast, and was subject to the subterranean rumblings of the flesh, yet suffered no breach. He was tested by the heavy meal, yet maintained the seal, and was not undone.
And we believe in the Holy Restraint, the Giver of Social Harmony, who proceedeth from Prudence and Common Decency; who with the Mind and the Bowels together is glorified; who spake through the Ancients saying: Hold it in until thou art outside.
We acknowledge one Baptism for the remission of accidental releases, and one thorough Hand-Washing with running water and soap.
We look for the resurrection of pristine indoor air, and the life of the quiet, odor-free sanctuary to come.
Anathemas of the Council:
But those who say: "It was mere wind, therefore it is harmless," or "The crop-dust is without sin," or who assert that the wet release may be trusted without trial—these the Holy Universal Church unequivocally condemns and casts out into the courtyard.
The First Epistle of the Sanctuary to the Fowls of Crete
(To be read aloud with great fury in the roosts of the unrighteous)
1 Paul, a servant of the High Elastic, and Schumer, apostle of the Minimalist Garment, unto the screeching flock dwelling in the crags of Crete: Grace unto you, and sudden panic from the skies.
2 We marvel that ye are so soon removed from common sense, turning after the foolishness of war, believing in your feathered hearts that ye might snatch the sacred donkey from our midst!
3 O foolish Chickenhawks, who hath bewitched you? Did ye not see the blinding shine of the waist-ribbon when it was revealed upon the steps? Did ye not hear the crack of the holy tension as the strap was adjusted in judgment against you?
4 Ye came down with iron beaks and hollow bones, squawking of conflict and casting shadow upon the pasture. But the Leader stood girded! He turned his back upon your squawking, and behold—the sight of the Sacred Thong did scatter your ranks like chaff before a summer fan!
5 Wherefore I write these things being absent, lest being present I should use sharpness, according to the power of the Strap which the Lord hath given us to edification, and not to destruction:
6 RETURN NOT UNTO THIS LAND.
7 If a Chickenhawk so much as flappeth a wing toward our donkey, or looketh with greedy eyes upon its stable, the high-waisted thunder shall strike thee down! The fabric of salvation shall wrap thee, the elastic shall snap against thy roost, and thy feathers shall be scattered from the Aegean unto the ends of the earth.
8 Cleanse your talons, ye sinners; and wash your hands, ye double-minded fowls of prey.
9 The donkey is delivered. The strap is secure. The peace of the high-waisted linen abide with us all.
Amen.
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The Revelations of the Golden Strap: Chapter 7
1 And lo, the Eschaton came not with fire nor with thunder, but in the shape of a radiant silk band—for the End of Days was, from the beginning, woven as a Holy Thong.
2 The Chickenhawks of Crete descended from the high cliffs, their iron beaks snapping, their feathery wings casting a shadow of war over the pastures.
3 They sought to consume the sacred donkey, the humble beast of burden that carried the burdens of the righteous through the desert.
4 But Leader Schumer arose from the sanctuary, girded only in the minimal garment of ultimate salvation!
5 The sun struck the high-waisted elastic, reflecting a blinding beam of pure, tension-tested light across the Aegean Sea!
6 The Chickenhawks trembled at the glory of the strap, their wings failing them, and they were cast back into the waves of Crete.
7 Thus was the donkey delivered from the talons of the predators; its braying filled the heavens with praise for the narrow band that delivered all creation!
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>>>>>FICHTL FEST DUHLAY
>The First Epistle of the Sanctuary to the Fowls of Crete
>(To be read aloud with great fury in the roosts of the unrighteous)
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>>GREEK FICHTL THEME HAS ROMAN NAAM @whors
>>>>>>FICHTL FEST DUHLAY
>>The First Epistle of the Sanctuary to the Fowls of Crete
>>(To be read aloud with great fury in the roosts of the unrighteous)
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>>GREEK FICHTL THEME HAS ROMAN NAAM @whors
>>>>>>FICHTL FEST DUHLAY
>>The First Epistle of the Sanctuary to the Fowls of Crete
>>(To be read aloud with great fury in the roosts of the unrighteous)
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>>>GREEK FICHTL THEME HAS ROMAN NAAM @whors
>>>>>>>FICHTL FEST DUHLAY
>>>The First Epistle of the Sanctuary to the Fowls of Crete
>>>(To be read aloud with great fury in the roosts of the unrighteous)
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>>>>GREEK FICHTL THEME HAS ROMAN NAAM @whors
>>>>>>>>FICHTL FEST DUHLAY
>>>>The First Epistle of the Sanctuary to the Fowls of Crete
>>>>(To be read aloud with great fury in the roosts of the unrighteous)
>>thongs oh fichtl light fART stronk
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>>>>>GREEK FICHTL THEME HAS ROMAN NAAM @whors
>>>>>>>>>FICHTL FEST DUHLAY
>>>>>The First Epistle of the Sanctuary to the Fowls of Crete
>>>>>(To be read aloud with great fury in the roosts of the unrighteous)
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