Anonymous ID: 747ac9 Aug. 29, 2026, 1:14 p.m. No.24986272   🗄️.is 🔗kun

are you short a few mcnuggets

you may be entitled to

Well, you can't have that, but if you're an American citizen

You are entitled to a heated kidney shaped pool

A microwave oven, don't watch the food cook

A DynaGym, I'll personally demonstrate it in the privacy of your own home

A kingsize Titanic unsinkable Molly Brown waterbed with polybendum

A foolproof plan and an airtight alibi, real simulated Indian jewelry

A Gucci shoetree, a year's supply of antibiotics

A personally autographed picture of Randy Mantooth

And Bob Dylan's new unlisted phone number

A beautifully restored Third Reich swizzle stick, Rosemary's baby

A dream date in kneepads with Paul Williams

A new Matador, a new Mastodon

A Maverick, a Mustang

A Montego, a Merc Montclair

A Mark IV, a Meteor

A Mercedes, an MG or a Malibu

A Mort Moriarty, a Maserati

A Mac truck, a Mazda

A new Monza or a moped

A Winnebago, hell, a herd of Winnebago's, we're givin' 'em away

Or how about a McCulloch chainsaw?

A Las Vegas wedding, a Mexican divorce

A solid gold Kama Sutra coffee pot

Or a baby's arm holding an apple?