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Seelensky.
Nena.
>Russia and the country of Ukraine are at war (mutual destruction using technical equipment)
>Putin sounds like—phonetically and all that—"Put in"
>Zelensky sounds like—phonetically and all that—"Seelen Sky," meaning "Souls' Sky" (or "Souls' Heaven")
>Seelensky is a teacher
Aha.
But Nena, that famous German pop singer, already sang a song.
>99 ministers of war, a match and a gasoline can
>Match (first stroke the wood—the dick, the dong; it feels so good, after all)
>Gasoline can (supply crisis: if you’re vital to the supply chain—because you’re very full-figured—and you stand there in the supermarket threatening to stay put, that’s often too much for the homemade "gay heaven")
Yeah, yeah.