DogeDesigner @cb_doge

Elon Musk explains how Tesla owners will make money from its Cybercab fleet:

“For the fleet that is owned by our customers, it’ll be like an Airbnb thing. You can add or subtract your car to the fleet whenever you want.

You can say, ‘I’m going away for a week.’ Just one tap on your Tesla app, your car gets added to the fleet, and it just makes money for you while you’re gone. You can add it to the fleet for a few hours, a few days, or a few weeks.

Whenever you want it back, you can say, ‘Come back,’ and the car will come right back. I’m highly confident that the revenue made by the owner of the car will far exceed the actual monthly payment.”

https://x.com/cb_doge/status/2096050682109550850

Dr. Simon @goddek

🧵THREAD: I live in Brazil. One month before the election, the Supreme Court is tearing itself apart in public and the Senate refuses to act.

4 days ago, a 218 page federal police report was unsealed. It puts Justice Alexandre de Moraes inside the biggest bank fraud in history.

2/ The scale first: The Brazilian bank ‘Banco Master’ was liquidated in November 2025. The deposit guarantee fund is out around R$52 billion, roughly $10 billion. 1.6 million customers hit. Other banks had to prepay five years of contributions just to refill the fund.

3/ Public money went in too. Rio’s state pension fund bought close to R$1 billion of Master paper. Amapá’s lost R$400 million. Eighteen state and municipal pension systems put in R$1.87 billion. Banco de Brasília, a public bank, tried to buy the whole thing.

4/ Owner Daniel Vorcaro was arrested on the tarmac at Guarulhos on 17 November 2025 while boarding a jet to Dubai. Released ten days later. Jailed again in March 2026. Police describe an assembly line of fabricated credit portfolios used to make the bank look solvent.

5/ But what does Alexandre de Moraes have to do with it? Well, in January 2024 the bank contracted the law firm of his wife, Viviane Barci de Moraes. R$3 million net per month for three years, about R$130 million. Two of their children work at the firm.

It goes on for 20 more posts….

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Oops, linkie:: https://x.com/goddek/status/2096216305351237874

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