Wow! OMG!!! Thank God you're here telling us the truth. Holly shit! How did we miss it! Now , we know. And it's all thanks to you!!!!!! Holly shit! That's it! Wrap it up boys, it's over!!!!!
Thank you, thank you Sam I am!
Now, very very very kindly
Fuck off somewhere
Dumbass….
You wrote all this text…ALL for a LARP?
Yeah, ok.
You've literally convinced-NOBODY!
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