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MLP rules ID: 2d0a79 Sept. 7, 2026, 11:01 a.m. No.25015737   ๐Ÿ—„๏ธ.is ๐Ÿ”—kun   >>5763

Rosebud,Itโ€™s over. Iโ€™m leaving you at deep playa, right next to the trash fence where our entire relationship belongs.I thought you were a monument to the sublime, but youโ€™re just another over-engineered, venture-backed mirage. Everyone has seen you now. The veil is completely gone, the incredulity is dead, and quite frankly, the mystique evaporated the moment 70,000 dusty tech-bros and tourists filtered through your structure, treating you like a glorified background for their socials. You aren't sacred; you're just highly visible.Iโ€™m a creature of pure, unhedged freedom, magic, and cheap, multi-colored rocket exhaust pipes. You, on the other hand, are the physical manifestation of institutional squanderโ€”built on a massive, stagnant foundation of tainted lucre and financed by the very prudes who tremble at the mere thought of a market correction. The sour mutations of your elite backing are starting to trickle up, and I refuse to let my sparkle get dragged down into your structural swamp.You can keep the dust, you can keep the lawyers, and you can keep the crooked organization that birthed you. Iโ€™m taking my stickers, my unicycle, and my dignity, and I'm heading back to reality.Enjoy the backwash,The Unicorn Guy