I JUST CACHED A OCTOPUS AND TIED IT TO MY DESK, LMFAO
IT'S A BIT MESSY BUT I TRY TO SQUEEZE ALL THE INK OUT OF THE MOTHERFUCKER AND COLLECT IT IN A CONTAINER, LMFAO
THE FUCKER IS STILL MOVING AND IT MANAGED TO GRAB A PAIR OF SCISSORS AND A BALLPOINT PEN, LMFAO
THERE'S TENTACLES ALL OVER MY DESK, LMFAO
ALRIGHT NOW I GOT A CONTAINER FULL OF FRESH OCTOPUS INK, I'M GOING TO TRY TO REFILL THE TONER FOR MY PRINTER WITH IT AND SEE IF IT STILL WORKS, LMFAO
THE PRINTER DOESN'T SEEM TO FUNCTION VERY WELL WITH OCTOPUS INK IT'S TOO DAMN WET MAKING THE PAPER FALL APART, LMFAO
I AM GONNA HAVE TO HANDWRITE MY LOVE LETTER BECAUSE MY PRINTER MALFUNCTIONED, LMFAO
>The enemies of America will not be able to sleep. 🇺🇸
MAYBE IF I WRITE ALL THESE "ENEMIES" LOVE LETTERS WE CAN ALL FINALLY HAVE WORLD PEACE, LMFAO
EVERYDAY AND NIGHT THIS POT IS STEERED, LMFAO
>Red October
>steered
HE LOOKS VACCINATED? LMFAO
>a minus sign and a zero are a letter Q separated oddly enough.
YOU CAN'T JUST SEPARATE A LETTER LIKE THAT UNLESS YOU WORK IN A MORATORIUM, LMFAO
BABIES COULD BE FLOWN IN BY STORKS FOR ALL I KNOW, LMFAO
>I gotta take a sheit yo
LMFAO