Earth was so ghetto and filled with jealous lovers, that I had to wait for being from other planets to give me money so that I'm not a wage slave.

HOW FUCKING CRAZY.

BUT HEY, THANK GOD FOR SPACE FRIENDS IN THE VASTNESS OF SPACE.

CHECKMATE

Nike shoulda made me CEO.

Now I'm just gonna make the new AIR Jordan.

Every big industry is in our hands.

We must handle with care.