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Anonymous ID: f70298 Sept. 12, 2026, 4:24 p.m. No.25031215   🗄️.is 🔗kun   >>1220 >>1238 >>1262 >>1286

President Donald J. Trump’s advisors suspect the Deep State of somehow placing sedatives in his food or beverages, causing him to doze off during press conferences and public speaking events, Real Raw News has learned.

 

Lately, the Fake News Media and Democrats have shared videos and photographs of Trump appearing to fall asleep at myriad events, most recently yesterday’s 9/11 memorial event at the Pentagon. While sitting beside the First Lady, Trump’s eyelids seemed sealed shut as he slumped forward in his seat, shoulders slack and sagging. It was the latest example of the criminal media trouncing an 80-year-old man known for keeping odd hours and working from dusk till dawn behind the Resolute Desk. Trump hits his stride after dark, conferring with world leaders and owning the libs on Truth Social. Nonetheless, hacks like CNN’s Kaitlan Collins and ABC News’ Rachell Scott frequently taunt Trump for calling his predecessor “Sleepy Joe” Biden when he himself seemingly struggles to stay alert.

 

Trump’s radiant former mouthpiece, the incomparable Karoline Leavitt, often clashed with journalists over claims that he crashed out while entertaining domestic and foreign dignitaries. Leavitt accused reporters of snapping photos of Trump “blinking” and misrepresenting the images as ‘evidence’ of Trump napping at inopportune times.

 

Here at RRN, we believe our audience is too sophisticated to get frenzied over ‘he said, she said’ disputes, but three current West Wingers we spoke with said Trump had, in fact, fallen asleep and counted sheep on more than one occasion. But they ascribed his inexplicable exhaustion to “poison,” not natural fatigue due to age.

 

“President Trump, America’s favorite president, has twice the energy of a man half his age,” one source said. “Man, I know it sounds unbelievable, but more than one of us thinks there’s a security breach, and someone’s tampered with the President’s meals.”

 

A breach of that magnitude would constitute a national security crisis. The Secret Service vets White House chefs, and agents are present in the White House Kitchen during meal preparation—at least two agents “taste test” cuisine before it reaches the president’s table. And when Trump dines out, his handpicked “taste testers” scrutinize and sample his fare long before a maitre d’ puts a plate on his table.

 

Trump’s fear of poisoning dates back decades. It’s been well-documented that Trump is a germaphobe who has hired personal “poison testers” to munch on craft service meals ahead of bringing him caviar bisque. So fearful is Trump of being poisoned, he won’t drink anything other than hermetically sealed cans of Diet Coke, his favorite beverage, which HHS Secretary RFK Jr. recently told him were a safe part of the food pyramid.

 

Still, our sources say White House food preparation is a large operation with many points of contact, from delivery to storage to the moment a drink is placed on the Resolute Desk. One source told us that when Trump visited Walter Reed National Military Medical Center on May 6 and had his blood drawn as part of a routine physical, a clinician asked whether he started taking Ambien—a narcotic sleep aid—for insomnia. Evidently, traces of Zolpidem, the active chemical ingredient in Ambien, were in Trump’s blood.

 

“President Trump told the doctor he was wrong. Everyone knows Trump doesn’t drink, doesn’t take supplements, doesn’t do drugs. No idea if he got re-tested, but I’m not the only one here thinking someone’s fucking him to embarrass him,” our source said.

 

RRN asked the White House to comment on the possibility of Trump being drugged to induce slumber. One of POTUS’ top aides, Deputy Chief of Staff Dan Scavino, dismissed the idea as patently absurd. “Food service protocols are designed precisely to prevent contamination. He’s 80 years old; he gets dehydrated, he gets tired sometimes, but drugged—no, that’s impossible. If someone told you otherwise, they’re lying. No one is putting microscopic holes in his soda cans with a needle.”