Today is Monday, September 14th, 2026 and Mitch McConnell is still presumed dead.
We know, they know we know, and they don't care. All they have to fool is the sheeple reading X and watching the teevee.
C-Span is showing the stand-in live on the Senate floor, with suck-ups coming in for quick pats on the shoulder.
Where's Crocodile Dundee when he's seriously needed on the Senate floor?