You must not be a father.
Remember when Jr set up a meeting with a Russian spy at Trump Tower? Remember when he signed the Stormy Daniels check? Who needs enemy's when you have a son like Jr.
Rockets to nowhere to super secret weather manipulation satellites. Cool story.
Has Cohen admitted to forging Jr's signature on his rehabilitation tour? If yes, provide sauce.
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2019/feb/27/donald-trump-jr-stormy-daniels-payment-michael-cohen-testimony-hearing-latest