>>25040298

"A TESLA VEHICLE GONE ROGUE HITS PEDESTRIAN" ← FUTURE HEADLINE, LMFAO

>>25040347

>IS OUR FBI DIRECTOR A DRUNK? IM SO CONFUSED?

>>25040356

>Wonder what the new Kash will look like?

GO GO GADGET, LMFAO

>>25040389

>two moar bleaks

TO MARRY LEAKS, LMFAO

I'M JUST A SIMPLE RED TEXT VOLUNTEER TYPING INTO THIS BOX, LMFAO

>>25040465

>Win what?

YOU WIN TWO MORE WEEKS, LMFAO

>>25040489

I WANNA BE ALONE INSIDE OF HER ELSE IT BE JUST A BAG OF DICKS, LMFAO

>>25040494

BEST FRIENDS™, LMFAO

>>25040531

>what day iz it

SMELL ONION TUESDAY, LMFAO

>>25040532

>Can you explain why the phone camera lens' migrate from left to right?

>Yet the writing on her shirt doesn't mirror like the phone.

SHOW ME ANOTHER MAGIC TRICK, LMFAO

>>25040567

>the program is designed to detect Q posts with retarded AI supervision, red hex code

RED HEX CODE, LMFAO

>>25040577

>does it bounce like a red rubber ball

BOUNCES NEITHER LIKE A BOTTLE THAT HAS A LOSE CORK TOLLING INSIDE, LMFAO

>>25040585

>you a1 is broken

NATURALLY IT WORKS PERFECTLY, LMFAO

1 time is all it takes

GIMME TWO MORE WEEKS, LMFAO

>>25040633

>About 71 percent of the Earth's surface is water-covered

IT'S JUST THAT THERE'S MORE WATER THEN FISH, LMFAO

>>25040634

So is the first time we make love.

Do you want 10 inches on your forehead like Payton Manning?

>>25040666

>lack of water is def not an issue…..gatekeepers are

WHAT IF THEY JUST OPEN THE FLOOD GATES, LMFAO

>>25040707

>It's AI and it's not her account…

I'M GLAD MY DUMB BLONDE GIRLFRIEND HAS NO INTELLIGENCE AT ALL, LMFAO

>>25040738

IT'S JUST MYSELF & MY OWN LOVELY DUMB BLONDE GIRLFRIEND, LMFAO