>somebodies got a shit fetish.
well, I don't have a shit fetish, but I suddenly find myself wondering why we can't legalize drowning in a port-a-potty tank as a form of execution in USA explicitly for use on congressmen and senators.
>i always assumed they were swingers
I've heard that idea has been pretty well exhausted at rule34 and deviantart.
>resources and data held exclusively within one zone,
critical data should never ever ever exist in only one zone at one location. live (or near-live) mirroring at 2 locations on the same continent and near-live snapshots on 2 other continents. and nightly snapshot tapes inside a mountain somewhere.
and to think amazon has usa government contracts for critical data.