I tell the world they're using a satellite to harm me,
4 days later USAF admits they have deployed a weapon…
WHAT MORE NEEDS TO HAPPEN?
INVADE, IMMEDIATELY TELL PEOPLE THEY'RE ATTACKING USA CIVILIANS. GAME THE FUCK OVER.
I SUE THEM. I GET RICHER THAN ALL OF THEM COMBINED.
I WIN 2027 ELECTION.
EARTH SAVED.
AND THROW IN A GIRLFRIEND SOMEWHERE IN THERE AND
BOOM.
HOP TO IT. GONE ON LONG ENOUGH.
WHO CARES THAT THEY KNOW. THEY'VE ALWAYS KNOWN THIS IS WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN.