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Chapter 1: The bizarre incident

0:000 secondsHere's a fact from Cter in Orlando who sends me a copy of a story that appeared in the Los Angeles Times. He says a

0:077 secondsprestigious prestigious newspaper, not the off maligned Weekly World News, quoting the story, "In retrospect,

0:1717 secondslighting the match was my big mistake, but I was only trying to retrieve the gerbil." Eric Tamashki told beed doctors

0:2525 secondsin the severe burns unit of Salt Lake City Hospital. Damasheski and his homosexual partner Andrew Kinky Farnum

0:3333 secondshad been admitted for emergency treatment after a felching session had gone seriously wrong. I pushed a pushed

0:4141 secondsa cardboard tube up his rectum and slipped ragot our gerbble in. He explained as usual Kiki shouted out

0:4848 secondsArmageddon my my cue that he had had enough. I tried to retrieve Ragot but he wouldn't come out again. So I peered

0:5757 secondsinto the tube and struck a match, thinking the light might attract

1:051 minute, 5 secondshim. At a hushed press conference, a hospital spokesman described what happened next. The match ignited a

Chapter 2: Medical consequences

1:131 minute, 13 secondspocket of intestinal gas and flame shot out the tube, igniting Mr. Thomasy's hair and

1:211 minute, 21 secondsseverely burning his face. It also set fire to the gerbil's fur and whiskers, which in turn ignited a larger pocket of

1:291 minute, 29 secondsgas further up the intestine, propelling the rodent out like a cannonball. Armageddon. Armageddon.

1:491 minute, 49 secondsThomas Chamashki suffered secondderee burns and a broken nose from the impact of the

Chapter 3: Aftermath and reflections

1:561 minute, 56 secondsgerbble. But Fernham suffered first and secondderee burns to his anus and lower intestinal.

2:042 minutes, 4 secondsRight.

2:062 minutes, 6 seconds[Laughter]

2:202 minutes, 20 secondsArmageddon peed into the tube and struck a match. Taking the light might make the gerble come

2:282 minutes, 28 secondsout. So that's what felching is all about.

2:332 minutes, 33 secondsArmageddon. Who says that? I didn't Robert D.

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