TYB
>Why does he orchestrate ending a war after the midterms?
Because the enemy combatants are inside congress.
On another note: Jesus is Golden
And now there is a Golden Age.
Oh the ugly images
>Jesus never left.
Imagine being the Creator, you hang with your creation,
the people, appearing and reappearing in several forms, from Angels to regular folks,
but no matter how much time and effort you devote
to them, they most just seem to not get it, like at all,
even a little bit, and for most of them, they're
so wrapped up in things that make absolutely no sense in reality, but that's all they can see.
Being Jesus must be the hardest job on earth, without at some point just
letting loose with,
You're all retards.
Except for you, and maybe you over there.
Imagine being frens.
John 15:15
โHenceforth I call you not servants; for the servant knoweth not what his lord doeth: but I have called you friends; for all things that I have heard of my Father I have made known unto you.โ
Well, you'd put yourself in His sandals, you'de say,
OK, I came here at such and such a day, I told you the truth
about stuff. Here it is laid out in a book, so you can look it up,
see here on this page I said this and this,
but you said it's a fairy tale.
And here, I showed you how to do miracles,
but you just drank the wine and shat your pants.
KEK, I knew you'd take to the wine.
FLOTUS attending the UN is a great sight.
I surgically removed my prolapsed sphincter and sewed it onto my mouth.