>be anon
>go out for smoke and notice cicada on deck
>wifeanon comes out babbling about something
>barefoot
>watch her shuffling around during story time
>keeps getting closer to cicada
>that's it, one moar step
>it started flapping and screaming
>she started dancing and screaming
>still don't know what story was about
>but will remember the cicada dance forever
What snuffed out the candle?
Showing bewbs is the perfect way to start your morning.
The covfefe cup can even be a prop.