So the plan is for the Democrats, despite being talentless and bereft of ideas, to run in '28 on the anti-AI platform, while the Republicans will be pro-AI cuz MURIKA!
>>25081271
>We want to teach you to be gay…
You probably need to spend more "tokens" whatever the fuck that means.
In any case, here's what I would try if I were you.
Set me up with a really fit and muscular male masseuse.
He should tell me that I am really stressed and that I need to learn to relax and that this will help me connect with attractive women.
He should emphasize that, while I am stressed, it is not my fault.
I am just very conscientious and a hard worker, but he can help me.
I should just imagine some nice women.
Then he will give me a massage, and maybe I will start associating this with thinking about women.
That's the best I can offer, but I still have zero desire to take it in the ass.
(was pondering a "Turing Test" joke but actually have no idea how that actually "worked" with him…)
Sorry, but in the Norse eschaton, you can't just whip it out and expect the maidens to get busy.
It is accepted that you have been chosen for valor and have some sense of honor.