It's been a hell of a ride but I am headed to the Great beyond. I did everything I could here as a patriot with rugged individualism but the mimics finally won. They stalk me outside my house, they leave bomb packets on my front door, those are dog shit bombs not real bombs but they still stick really bad when I step in them. Anyways I'm done here for the last time. This is really it. I'm gone. I'm headed to Reddit.