GM, Spam
GM
Ever get a bit backed up and then go to the gym anyway and then go for your personal bench max push push push UH-OH!
Prairie Dog alert and he ain't going back in the hole!
Wut do?
>2 stage shitting is all the rage
Yeah, I'm a one and done guy so when it gibs the signal I drop what I'm doing (hold that thought babe style on those very rare occasions mostly in my ute) and hit the can pronto.
I haven't done anything but #1 in a public restroom since like the 90's.
Mainly because I've psyched-out the Shitter Gods to never ever give me the urge there.
Although one time back in the 00's it was bad enough that I did have to kneel down and do that put your heel up against your asshole (through the clothes - settle down) and hope it passes for a bit.
It did, which gave me 10 minutes to drive home and finish the deal there.
Long ass 10 minute drive with much cussing at the takes forever red light tho.
Hard to hate on a guy that had an assistant named Jessica walking around the office flaunting them big ol' titties.
So what if she was a planted setup?
Combine that with a wife that had a face memes were ready-made for and you would have done the exact same thing he did.
RIP Jimbo with the 2 stupid k's in the last name.
WTF was up with that?
Wemby?
What a low-skilled midget!
Wait until you see the next NBA Draft.
The Lakers will get the 1st pick somehow as usual tho.
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>Cornell Rape Chick
>I'd let her rape me
Aw man, I don't have to go through Muh Bloatables to pick up the gist of this one, do I?
Some halp maybe?
>some chick
Careful, Tammy Faye is a widow now that barely qualifies as some chick.
Maybe.
Might be ded already, too.
Keeping up not my strong suit these days as if you couldn't tell already.
>culturally appropriate
Which is the only reason fat asses are all the rage in IG model world these days.
Because to do otherwise is RAYCISS!
Deep State getting ready to do a FF in Area Code 702.
Wherever tf that is, stay away today!