Houston. We have a problem.
Some of these assholes aren't even muslim so the bacon bits don't seem to have the same effect.. You got to bring in some of the holy water and mix that with some garlic, a touch of onions (they all hate onions, I love oinions) and a squeeze bottle of mustard, they hate mustard too. That's the way to make way when the crowds of commie muslim bastards try to peacefully protest you.