Bros. Imma tell you a lil' story.

I was active on a web forum where a little old lady sometimes came by to beat everyone over the head for not knowing shit about aliens and stuff like that. She is one of the leading characters in this New Age spirituality + aliens movement, and runs one of the more notorious web sites on the subject. She is also "the planetary messiah for this ascension event", and doesn't take lightly to naysayers!

Anyway, I have the habit of judging people based on whether they seem to truly believe what the say, and she did strike me as telling the truth (as she knows it anyway). That is to say, she is really doing meditations where she really is meeting a bunch of entities that really do tell her the things she claims she knows. I trust her fully that far. The only question is, is she the victim of some kind of brainwashing, or is any of this actually real?

To find out, I started interacting with her in PM's. I agreed with her on some of the points that did make sense to me, and then I asked if she could perhaps assist me in my journey by finding out what my life plan is. After all, I can't access the Akashic records, but she can, so it should be easy enough for her.

She was actually very reluctant. She was not in the business of doing "readings" for people, whether for free or paid. Let's just say it's not in the job description for "planetary messiahs"! But she did like me, so she agreed to make an exception. The next meditation session with her "guides" and astral coworkers, she asked my Higher Self to make himself known in case he had some message for me.

And whaddaya know, he did show up! She was very charmed and impressed by this character (apparently my "higher self", whatever that means), and he was super grateful for the opportunity to pass a message to me. From myself. Ehrm, I have no idea how this makes sense either, just roll with it.

As it turns out, I'm actually an ARCHANGEL on a very rare and special mission here on Earth! Unfortunately I lost track of my memory of whatever the fuck I'm supposed to be doing, but now I can reestablish my connection with my higher self, and she was very happy to assist in that regard, making me a member of her planetary ascension team.

If you believe I'm actually an ARCHANGEL, then you're a more trusting man than me, and I tip my fedora in respect. Myself, I backed out of this craziness slowly. Then she was pestering me about "coming to my senses" every time she saw me, until I gave up and killed that forum persona.

Lesson learned: this shit is 100 % real to the people involved in it. But it's all a huge BS psyop. I don't know if this is run by humans with skull tech, or by mischievous astral entities. Either way, it's crap.

>>2677130

Personal experiences of a "spiritual" or "supernatural" nature:

1. I have astrally projected a couple of times. While not an expert, I can personally verify the existence of the so-called "etheric buffer zone" before entering the astral proper, since that's where my little excursions took place.

1. I have experienced "timeline shifts" on several occasions. Passively when I was a small child, and actively as an adult, where I caused external reality to change by my own mental activity.

1. I've had a number of lucid dreams, and sometimes I've managed to take full control over the dream reality and mold it to my will.

1. I have had a "dream"/vision where I was attacked by "demonic" creatures. They wouldn't go away until I prayed to Jesus Christ. I'm not actually a Christian as such, but I can verify the effectiveness of prayers to Jesus at least.

I'll happily answer any questions about the above points if you're interested.

The old lady is not Barbara, and I intentionally left her name out, since I don't wish to dox her. The old bat in question is batshit crazy, but she is harmless and means well.

>>2677346

Oh, I meant the "galactic federation" crap. Most of it seems to be designed to stick like glue to people with an ego problem. The little old lady I spke of found her "spiritual guides", and they told her she's "the planetary messiah". And when they wanted to suck me in, they called me "an archangel".

If you dream of being special and better and more important than everyone else, than this stuff is like sugar to catch flies. Personally, I'm just grossed out by it

There's definitely something "supernatural" out there, but I personally believe metaphysics is just physics we don't understand yet. I'm still undecided on whether "entities" we meet in the astral are REAL or only exist in our imagination though. Perhaps they're real, but exist in a different reality? I have no idea, I just try to keep an open mind and gather data.

For instance, in lucid dreams most characters are "dream puppets", they are clearly manifested by your own consciousness, programmed to represent something, and incapable of stepping outside the boundary of their programming.

But sometimes you meet someone who feels 100 % like a real person, just as endowed with a unique personality and free will as you yourself. Then you'll swear you actually MET someone!

But then, it's not that simple. I once had a lucid dream where I met a girl who was also having a lucid dream, and we were both really excited over having connected with a real human being in the dream world! So we exchanged names and addresses and memorized them, then we said goodbye and woke up on purpose, planning to catch up in the waking world.

I opened my eyes, kept repeating her personal details so they wouldn't get lost in the waking process, and then I rushed to my computer without even getting dressed.

She didn't exist. The town she lives in didn't exist, not on this version of Earth anyway.

But I'd still swear she was as real as I am, and she definitely wasn't lying to me, her excitement over our meeting was tangible and honest.

Things like this make me think our reality is multi-dimensional, and far more complex than we realize. We live in a "multiverse". Probably.

>>2677503

I'm not saying there aren't aliens out there. I'm not saying they aren't here to help. Maybe they are.

I'm just saying that whoever tries to hook people with obvious pandering to overblown egos is suspect.

"Archangel" my ass.

>>2678000

How can I be the faggot, when it's your butthole that's hurting?

>>2679787

>You channel EVIL and say it's good.

I've never channeled a thing in my life, nor would I want to.

>His Angels you claim to be?

I would never claim such a ridiculous thing, and I rejected that claim when someone else tried to pin it on me, as I wrote in my little story.

Since your reading comprehension is clearly lacking, perhaps it's best you go back to lurking while the adults are talking.

>>2680414

When it comes to making "deals" with negative beings and getting in trouble for it, it's actually even more dangerous than you think. It's not just about making agreements, making disagreements can have the same effect!

I once landed up in serious trouble with demonic entities, and not for signing a contract with them for personal gain or anything like that. On the contrary, it was for giving in to my hatred of them and wishing to fight them!

I had a vision in a "spiritual" state of mind where I saw the full extent of the suffering and destruction wrought on Earth by negative beings, and it saddened me greatly. I became filled with righteous anger, and called out for any demon to come forth, and I would destroy him!

Bad idea. I just made an agreement to fight demons, and a bunch of them took me up on the invitation. They easily overpowered me, and I was being "dragged down to hell". It felt like being torn from the light and being sent into a dark pit, compressed and consumed by a black hole.

I knew I was in some serious trouble. I swear to you that if I hadn't managed to free myself I wouldn't be here to tell the story, I would have died, and my soul would have been lost to darkness.

I tried desperately to tear myself loose frim their grip, but to no avail. So I followed the old advice "when all else fails, follow instructions". I prayed. I prayed my heart out.

Nothing. Not a thing. There was no response, other than that I felt within myself that I was directing my prayer to the wrong target. I was praying fervently to God, since that's what I thought I was supposed to be doing. But God wasn't taking my call, and I felt inside I was "dialing the wrong number", and it wasn't God I was supposed to pray to.

So I gave up all pretenses of knowing what the fuck I was doing and just let my prayer seek whatever the proper target might be. And to my great surprise, it turned out I was praying to Jesus Christ, not because I wanted to, but because that's where my prayers wanted to go. So I let them.

Jesus Christ didn't show up personally to help, but he did something else: he caused a massive explosion of spiritual light energy to well up from inside of my core.

The demons released their grip on me with a shriek and ran off to hide in the shadows. My own power was nothing to theirs, but their power was nothing to the power I was now wielding - the power of invoking Jesus Christ in a heartfelt (and more than a little desperate) prayer.

I was never bothered by negative entities again, not awake, not asleep, and not in my "meditations". Many years after this incident I can still sense a protective cocoon of light around me when I silence my mind and look inwards. Whatever I did to protect myself, it got the job done.

And so, I'm very aware of the dangers of seeking ANY kind of contact with spirits! But I'm also aware even the worst among them are small fry in the larger scheme of things, and help is available for those who ask.

>>2681826

Don't be obtuse.

There are human laws enforced by humans in a human court of law, and there are spiritual laws, enforced by God, creator and maintainer of all that exists. If you follow the spiritual laws, God protects you, and NOTHING can touch you, because God is the ultimate power.

But if you break spiritual laws, then you're on your own. God doesn't punish you for it, he simply removes his protection and allows harm to come to you, in direct proportion to your transgression. God doesn't separate his children into Good and Bad, he allows for a grey scale and rewards the tiniest effort to do the right thing. And that's a good thing, because none of us is perfect. If we had to be perfect to be accepted by God, we'd be shit out of luck!

Trust in the power of God and you are safe. This is to live under what Christians call God's Grace. All you need and desire comes to you when you are fully in God's Grace, and no negative entity can affect you any way whatsoever. It's a pretty good deal, actually.

But trust in your own power and all bets are off, because God respects your wishes and lets you go it alone if you want to. This is to live under what Christians call Sin, what Buddhists call Karma, and what Atheists call "the law of cause and effect".

For instance, do something boundlessly stupid like invite demons to fight you (cause), and demons will come to fight you (effect). Demons always want to fight you, but they can't do that as long as you live in God's Grace. You must descend into Sin first, (the fallen realm run by demons), which means to abandon God's protection and beat your own little chest instead.

Human laws are complicated, and following them is a chore. But Gods laws are simple, and following them is a breeze. Human laws fill ever expanding tomes, God's laws can be summed up in a few simple words (with some added commentary for the really stupid people who can't understand a few simple words). For example:

Spiritual Law: Love Your Enemy

Commentary: God loves all of his creation, which includes everything in existence. If you wish to enjoy God's protection and assistance, you will have to do the same, because God can't assist you in a war against your brother any more than you can help your right hand beat your left. If your brother is fallen from Grace, then he is suffering enough as it is, and you falling from Grace too to punch him in the face isn't helping. Two wrongs don't make one right.

Note that we are all "born in sin", which means we are subject to the law of cause and effect by default. We need to actively choose to trust God to be lifted out of Sin and into God's Grace.

The law of Sin (cause and effect) is to suffer and struggle in vain, because there's no way to win. When Adam fell from paradise, his "punishment" was to work hard to feed himself. He was taken care of by God when he was living in God's Grace, but now he had to take care of himself. This entire physical Universe we live in is the fallen realm, it is under the law of Sin (cause and effect), and it is run by evil simply because evil always wins the game. The only way out, is to stop playing the game.