Was thinking the same thing.
Fekkin' well dug, laddie!
I have–literally–taken shits that had more common sense than (you).
If you looked at this pic and thought, "Would I prefer my benis more between those tits or in her mouth?", then your benis is too short.
The correct thought is, "I want my benis between those tits and in that mouth.
If she's a WifeAnon, put your iPad on her back, scroll the breads, and do her doggy style.
If he's HubbyAnon, choose missionary and hold your phone behind his neck while lurking.