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Maher: "Just days after David Bowie’s recent death, someone dug up an old interview with a retired groupie named Lori Maddox, where she said she lost her virginity to Bowie when she was 15, in a hotel suite, on hash and champagne, which in 1972, was considered part of a complete breakfast.
Now, to hear Lori tell it, she was a more-than-willing partner, and he was gentle and knowing, and wearing a kimono. Which is not a bad way to lose your virginity, considering most deflowerings involve Michelob, a van, and crying.
If there’s a victim here, it’s the poor guy who had to fuck Lori Maddox next. How do you follow David Bowie in a kimono? Talk about “pressure pushing me down”!
But, according to the Internet social justice warriors, this was horrible, and Lori would be better off today if she’d lost her virginity to a loser named from Dan from Algebra II class.
Sure, Lori says she loved it, and still loves it, and has never regretted it for a second. But, she’s wrong, because she’s only asking herself. She should be asking a blogger or a women’s collective in Winnipeg, because they know better than Lori how Lori should feel."