Then call it a chain reaction of booms, not 4 randomly selected events, but direct cause/effect from a single point of origin. Bones points if involves aircraft.
Okay, there will be a massive explosion at an airport someplace with a name starting with the letter N, so if that doen't happen then know know it's all fake.
Because reasons. And if that isn't good enough explain, the old "please tell me more" routine is the pathway to madness. All these concerns are not good things. Bottom line, shit happens. If enemy fake news want to set us up as violent extremist, we return the favor 10 fold on them. Don't start nothin, won't be nothin.
The hours of your time that we've wasted is well worth it.
"Nah, I'm white."