This Alien HumanKind series is pretty dope.
It's one of the best spins on this sort of subject matter I've seen in a long time.
Jenkem: Located in your nearest Premium Festival Portapotty.
Q is way funnier than Bill Maher.
Mayhaps I could tempt you with some m0ar?
Is trap.
When they stick their hand in, it gets stuck.
Or at least sticky.
Stiiiiicky fingers.
Granted, I'm more of a fan of the barium laced pastries inside a cookie jar.