Yep, uneducated as hell here. Just a couple bachelor's, a masters, and a useless JD. I guess she means we don't hold degrees in underwater basket weaving and for that I am guilty as hell.
Who the hell cares what they know. They won't accept it anyway. They're totally deranged. Tell em you have a (insert education level here) and they'll say "Your school is a diploma mill." Even if it's the exact same school they attended. It's like beating your head against the wall.